Can we? Can we talk about this? Cause we are going talk about this.
The toilets in this bathroom are about 1 to 2 inches taller than they should be. This means that to the naked eye there is nothing wrong with these devices, but as soon as you sit down you wonder if you have somehow been sent back in time to when you were 11 years old. I say 11 because it's not like these toilets are tall enough so your feet are dangling like a five year old, but at the same time they're not short enough to be able to sit perfectly flat footed so you don't have to focus on your feet and instead focus on the task at hand... that and the game of papi jump you're playing.
As of now your feet are touching at the ball of your foot. Not only is this uncomfortable but if someone were to walk in and see your feet underneath the stall door it would look like you were trying incredibly hard. Like really straining. And sometimes (today) I wear boots and it's entirely obvious who is sitting in the toilet stall clearly straining as hard as he can...
It makes a man want to give up chipotle all together... but I'm not that silly.
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Yes, the height of the toilets is ridiculous. Without being able to plant your feet firmly on the floor, your upper thighs must support more weight than usual, which can lead to soreness and potential bruising during the lengthier, more strenuous dumps.
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