We moved offices...

Two weeks ago we moved offices. Technically we just moved up 14 floors in the same building, but when you sit in the new bathroom you feel like you're a million miles away from the old office we once had.

I am a man who spends a large amount of his time in the bathroom. That's fine... I'll admit it... and this new bathroom does not suit my fancy. Beneath it's shiny shiny exterior you can see the vile horridness of a bathroom not meant for human use... but rather a bathroom that was made for catalogues or Greek Gods who never need to use the bathroom for anything but washing their hands and looking charming in.

This bathroom sucks... and I'm going to explain why...